Tim picked his 8. Here are mine:
Montreal will beat Boston. They've done it before as the underdog. It can happen again
Washington is too good for the rangers
I hate Carolina, thats reason enough to pick the devils.
And in the second most exciting first round matchup Pittsburgh will knock out Philly.
As for the west..
San jose Anaheim will be a long series but the sharks will win that one.
Detroit will squeak by Columbus no thanks to osgood.
Vancouver will also squeak by the hot blues.
And the hawks will knock off the sketchy-of-late flames.
I know i am stoked for the playoffs! Here we go!
15 April 2009
13 April 2009
why gas prices increase in the summer. or "suck splats" and why we should rid the world of them
I came across this article by Mike Fak and thought it was not only bang on, but also humorous, so i figured its worth a read for the three of you that still check this blog. we can change the world one person at a time...
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I went to see my son at college last week and since it is finally getting warmer outside, the kids were shedding their heavy garb for more summery clothes. One thing that I just shook my head at is the fact that at least 75% of the students I saw were wearing those infernal, nasty looking flip flops on their feet.
Now those chunks of rubber were invented to help prevent people from passing on foot diseases in community shower settings such as the armed forces and schools. They were never intended to be official street garb but somehow everyone in the country is going around with those things stuck between their toes and thinks its attractive footwear.
I imagine part of my angst with those things is that I grew up in a day and age when young people worried about how they looked. Never in a million years back then would anyone be seen walking around town with $5.00 thong shoes made out of recycled tires.
I watched our recent high school's Grand Prom March and was shocked to see at least a half dozen young ladies wearing $400 dresses walking around with worn out flip flops on their naked feet. I don't have a daughter but if she told me she was wearing flip flops to the prom, I would cut three holes in a fifty-pound potato sack and tell her now she has a dress that matches her footwear.
I don't know why restaurants allow people in with those things on their feet. It clearly says no shoes no service and I proclaim resoundingly that flip flops are not shoes. In fact, a person walking into an eatery with those ugly things on their feet is flopping airborne particulates of toe jamb all through the dining area and that should be considered a health hazard. Toe jamb causes cancer in laboratory rats you know.
Of course it isn't only younger people who have failed to understand the rudimentary couth of covering one's feet. You see people of all ages under fifty walking all over town with that disgusting "suck splapt" sound every time they take a step.
Maybe that would help stem the tide of this epidemic of podiatary ignorance. If a person had to go into a show store and ask the clerk which aisle "suck splapts" were in maybe they would be ashamed to ask and would go and buy a pair of gym shoes or God forbid, a pair of actual dress shoes.
Take a look at when flip flops or rather "suck splapts" came into vogue as everyday attire and you will see it correlates with the beginning of the downfall of this great country. "Suck splapts" are made of rubber. Rubber is a petroleum based product. It makes sense then to correlate that the production of these nasty rubber shoes in such monstrous numbers is the root cause of oil going so high on the market.
If everyone went back to good old fashioned leather soled shoes, we would have more and cheaper gasoline plus fewer cows creating a hole in the ozone layer with their flatulence.
It is time we outlawed flip flops. Or at least changed the name to get the proper sound those disgusting things make when someone walks in them. Suck splapt, suck splapt, suck splapt.
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I went to see my son at college last week and since it is finally getting warmer outside, the kids were shedding their heavy garb for more summery clothes. One thing that I just shook my head at is the fact that at least 75% of the students I saw were wearing those infernal, nasty looking flip flops on their feet.
Now those chunks of rubber were invented to help prevent people from passing on foot diseases in community shower settings such as the armed forces and schools. They were never intended to be official street garb but somehow everyone in the country is going around with those things stuck between their toes and thinks its attractive footwear.
I imagine part of my angst with those things is that I grew up in a day and age when young people worried about how they looked. Never in a million years back then would anyone be seen walking around town with $5.00 thong shoes made out of recycled tires.
I watched our recent high school's Grand Prom March and was shocked to see at least a half dozen young ladies wearing $400 dresses walking around with worn out flip flops on their naked feet. I don't have a daughter but if she told me she was wearing flip flops to the prom, I would cut three holes in a fifty-pound potato sack and tell her now she has a dress that matches her footwear.
I don't know why restaurants allow people in with those things on their feet. It clearly says no shoes no service and I proclaim resoundingly that flip flops are not shoes. In fact, a person walking into an eatery with those ugly things on their feet is flopping airborne particulates of toe jamb all through the dining area and that should be considered a health hazard. Toe jamb causes cancer in laboratory rats you know.
Of course it isn't only younger people who have failed to understand the rudimentary couth of covering one's feet. You see people of all ages under fifty walking all over town with that disgusting "suck splapt" sound every time they take a step.
Maybe that would help stem the tide of this epidemic of podiatary ignorance. If a person had to go into a show store and ask the clerk which aisle "suck splapts" were in maybe they would be ashamed to ask and would go and buy a pair of gym shoes or God forbid, a pair of actual dress shoes.
Take a look at when flip flops or rather "suck splapts" came into vogue as everyday attire and you will see it correlates with the beginning of the downfall of this great country. "Suck splapts" are made of rubber. Rubber is a petroleum based product. It makes sense then to correlate that the production of these nasty rubber shoes in such monstrous numbers is the root cause of oil going so high on the market.
If everyone went back to good old fashioned leather soled shoes, we would have more and cheaper gasoline plus fewer cows creating a hole in the ozone layer with their flatulence.
It is time we outlawed flip flops. Or at least changed the name to get the proper sound those disgusting things make when someone walks in them. Suck splapt, suck splapt, suck splapt.
30 March 2009
not proud to be canadian
i watched the junos last nite. make fun of me if you want, i dont care. during my short time on this earth, ive noticed that if you travel to other countries, people will always ask about celine dion and bryan adams once they find out you are from canada. i always used to find this embarassing. there is so much canadian music out there that is far better than these two "icons". if you dont believe me, listen to cbc radio 3 online, or your local community/campus radio station. (or come watch my band play in regina april 25th. haha)
however, last nite i found myself shaking my head at least 3 times while watching the junos. Nickelback won three awards. this is a black mark on canadian music as far as i am concerned. these guys make celine and bryan look like gems. "you look better with something in your mouth". that is a line in one of their songs. really?
i have never heard it put better than how Patrick Boyle from calgarys FFWD magazine put it in THIS short letter to chad kroeger and his buddies. read it..you will laugh. i did.
however, last nite i found myself shaking my head at least 3 times while watching the junos. Nickelback won three awards. this is a black mark on canadian music as far as i am concerned. these guys make celine and bryan look like gems. "you look better with something in your mouth". that is a line in one of their songs. really?
i have never heard it put better than how Patrick Boyle from calgarys FFWD magazine put it in THIS short letter to chad kroeger and his buddies. read it..you will laugh. i did.
19 March 2009
breakfast with jack layton part 2
the following is part 2 to my trip. read part 1 first.
i started off.
i got to see some cool cities. san antonio, austin, waco. but the highlight of the trip was probably pulling into oklahoma city and making tyler butel get out of bed to let me crash at his place. it was sweet to see a friend on the journey.
after i left oklahoma city, i popped in "The Shack". apparently its the hot thing these days. i listened as roger mueller read the story. this book is also apparently pretty controversial, although i am still not sure what the big deal is. its a work of fiction, one guys opinion of who God is and how he works. cheesy in some spots. but will likely strike up some conversation. if youve read it, let me know what you think.
anyway, that got me through northern oklahoma and kansas. made a crucial pit stop at Alef's Harley Davidson in wichita. the place was huge.
now i was in nebraska. that sucked. i had only been to nebraska once before and i didnt care for it much then. i was quickly reminded why. as i drove through small towns with signs saying "founded in 1857" i often wondered "who thought it would be a good idea for 210 people to live here. right in the middle of nowhere." it is worse than manitoba...ok, well maybe not that bad. and they did have free pregnancy tests at a clinic. i was too slow with my camera to get a picture but the sign said "Free Pregnancy Tests. Parking in Rear". i chuckled.
south dakota was nicer. hills and vallleys. great sunset. and by the time i got to north dakota it was dark. which is ok with me. i turned north from bismarck and officer 236 decided that i was going to fast. he pulled me over and gave me a 50$ ticket. i am still sure the sign said 75mph not 70. not impressed.
i made it to minot that night and found a hotel and was out before my head hit the pillow.
i drove to the border where i was to meet a guy to import the vehicle (the reason for this whole trip). i beat him there so i decided to head down to the local bar/restaurant/ice cream shop/parcel pick up/ local indoor smoking room where i had breakfast with jack layton. youre right, it was not jack layton at all, but it looked just like him. and i wasnt sitting with him. i was near there table where i heard conversations about wives. one guy piped up "i dont have one of those anymore. i found out she was dating someone else, cashed her out, and asked her to leave". i thought that was a nice way to put it.
anyway, 2198 miles later, im back in saskatoon. tired and smelly. but got to see a lot of country the last few days. check out a few pictures on flickr.
i started off.
i got to see some cool cities. san antonio, austin, waco. but the highlight of the trip was probably pulling into oklahoma city and making tyler butel get out of bed to let me crash at his place. it was sweet to see a friend on the journey.
after i left oklahoma city, i popped in "The Shack". apparently its the hot thing these days. i listened as roger mueller read the story. this book is also apparently pretty controversial, although i am still not sure what the big deal is. its a work of fiction, one guys opinion of who God is and how he works. cheesy in some spots. but will likely strike up some conversation. if youve read it, let me know what you think.
anyway, that got me through northern oklahoma and kansas. made a crucial pit stop at Alef's Harley Davidson in wichita. the place was huge.
now i was in nebraska. that sucked. i had only been to nebraska once before and i didnt care for it much then. i was quickly reminded why. as i drove through small towns with signs saying "founded in 1857" i often wondered "who thought it would be a good idea for 210 people to live here. right in the middle of nowhere." it is worse than manitoba...ok, well maybe not that bad. and they did have free pregnancy tests at a clinic. i was too slow with my camera to get a picture but the sign said "Free Pregnancy Tests. Parking in Rear". i chuckled.
south dakota was nicer. hills and vallleys. great sunset. and by the time i got to north dakota it was dark. which is ok with me. i turned north from bismarck and officer 236 decided that i was going to fast. he pulled me over and gave me a 50$ ticket. i am still sure the sign said 75mph not 70. not impressed.
i made it to minot that night and found a hotel and was out before my head hit the pillow.
i drove to the border where i was to meet a guy to import the vehicle (the reason for this whole trip). i beat him there so i decided to head down to the local bar/restaurant/ice cream shop/parcel pick up/ local indoor smoking room where i had breakfast with jack layton. youre right, it was not jack layton at all, but it looked just like him. and i wasnt sitting with him. i was near there table where i heard conversations about wives. one guy piped up "i dont have one of those anymore. i found out she was dating someone else, cashed her out, and asked her to leave". i thought that was a nice way to put it.
anyway, 2198 miles later, im back in saskatoon. tired and smelly. but got to see a lot of country the last few days. check out a few pictures on flickr.
i had breakfast with jack layton part 1
the following is poorly written account of my trip from saskatoon to mcallen, texas and back.
part 1
it was snowy monday morning in saskatoon, i threw a few things in a bag, mostly a few books on cd, an ipod, a toothbrush and some shorts and hopped on a plane at the airport. after a quick touchdown in regina, we were off too minneapolis. after we landed we had to pass through security as per usual, and as i was putting my shoes back on, i looked behind me to see none other than mr. ochitwa.
now, mr. ochitwa was my grade 7 teacher in white city. i was sure it was him because he had the famous scar on the left side of his mouth where a chainsaw had gotten the better of him. (true story. or at least thats what he told us in grade 7 and i still believe it). we visited briefly and headed off to find or connecting flights. the minneapolis airport loves mcdonalds. everywhere i looked, people were packing away a quarter pounder and fries. awesome.
a few hours past quickly by listening to people on CNN talk about some financial crisis at AIG in the states. i caught only parts of it.
we loaded up the next plane and headed to los angeles. LAX. the airport is like a city. i asked how to find my next flight and proceeded on 20 minute walk outside. it was 10pm and must have been 25C. gorgeous. on my flight from LA to houston, i sat beside chase. chase was living in venice california and was on his way to SXSW (a music festival) in austin, tx. he told me stories of how after buying a 150$ licence you could carry a lot of marijuana on you in california and could even grow your own. apparently i look like someone who would be excited by this. i wasnt. he was a great guy though and even gave me a set of earplugs to use for the red-eye to houston.
i landed in houston, and slept in awkward positions that made my legs numb for the next two hours. my flight to harlingen, texas was late due to the heavy fog that had set. finally we made it to harlingen (look it up on a map-its basically on the mexican border) where bob picked me up to drive to the dealership. bob was a former pro-wrestler. no lies. and in a few weeks he would be having some of his old wrestling buddies come to the dealership to sign autographs and such. wrestlers like doink the clown, rikishi and others i cant remember. he told me the hollywood lifestyle he lived as a wrestler and how in mexico when they recognized him they let him drink on the streets and would even bring him tequila. great guy. good stories.
i was finally in texas.. almost 24 hours after i left saskatoon.
the only problem was i was in texas. i dont love texas. but i do love tacos. and i found some great ones.
it scares me that i could cut someone off while driving, and make them mad. its not good to make people carrying firearms in their vehicles angry.
now i had about 2198 miles to drive. thats like 3500km for those of you like me who dont know what a mile is.
part 1
it was snowy monday morning in saskatoon, i threw a few things in a bag, mostly a few books on cd, an ipod, a toothbrush and some shorts and hopped on a plane at the airport. after a quick touchdown in regina, we were off too minneapolis. after we landed we had to pass through security as per usual, and as i was putting my shoes back on, i looked behind me to see none other than mr. ochitwa.
now, mr. ochitwa was my grade 7 teacher in white city. i was sure it was him because he had the famous scar on the left side of his mouth where a chainsaw had gotten the better of him. (true story. or at least thats what he told us in grade 7 and i still believe it). we visited briefly and headed off to find or connecting flights. the minneapolis airport loves mcdonalds. everywhere i looked, people were packing away a quarter pounder and fries. awesome.
a few hours past quickly by listening to people on CNN talk about some financial crisis at AIG in the states. i caught only parts of it.
we loaded up the next plane and headed to los angeles. LAX. the airport is like a city. i asked how to find my next flight and proceeded on 20 minute walk outside. it was 10pm and must have been 25C. gorgeous. on my flight from LA to houston, i sat beside chase. chase was living in venice california and was on his way to SXSW (a music festival) in austin, tx. he told me stories of how after buying a 150$ licence you could carry a lot of marijuana on you in california and could even grow your own. apparently i look like someone who would be excited by this. i wasnt. he was a great guy though and even gave me a set of earplugs to use for the red-eye to houston.
i landed in houston, and slept in awkward positions that made my legs numb for the next two hours. my flight to harlingen, texas was late due to the heavy fog that had set. finally we made it to harlingen (look it up on a map-its basically on the mexican border) where bob picked me up to drive to the dealership. bob was a former pro-wrestler. no lies. and in a few weeks he would be having some of his old wrestling buddies come to the dealership to sign autographs and such. wrestlers like doink the clown, rikishi and others i cant remember. he told me the hollywood lifestyle he lived as a wrestler and how in mexico when they recognized him they let him drink on the streets and would even bring him tequila. great guy. good stories.
i was finally in texas.. almost 24 hours after i left saskatoon.
the only problem was i was in texas. i dont love texas. but i do love tacos. and i found some great ones.
it scares me that i could cut someone off while driving, and make them mad. its not good to make people carrying firearms in their vehicles angry.
now i had about 2198 miles to drive. thats like 3500km for those of you like me who dont know what a mile is.
12 March 2009
Propagandhi-Supporting Caste
on tuesday, one of my all time favorite bands put out a brand new album after almost 4 years since their last one. i saw them play about a year and half ago here in saskatoon and it was one of the best shows ive ever seen. so i felt like i was about 15 years old waiting for march 10th to come when i could run down to the record store and pick up the newest release.
i remember in high school my dad read some of their lyrics or essays they had on their website and wasn't very impressed, so my old band wrote a song about it called "my dad hates propagandhi". it had nothing to do with my dad hating propagandhi at all. it was probably about some lame girl stealing one of our friends or something. anyway, back to the matter at hand...
you may not agree with everything these guys say, and you dont have too. but they have done a lot to make this world a better place. one cool idea they had was instead of leaking their songs around the internet before they were released (which probably still happened) they set up a site where you could download two, for a small donation to your choice of humanitarian effort.
anyway, their music is incredible, and their lyrics make you think and give you insight into some things that are going on in the world around you which you likely wont hear about on CNN or CTV.
if you are bored at work, go check out their website, they have a good list of books to read that may give you a different spin on things.
anyway. this record is great. i cant wait till they drive through my city.
17 February 2009
CBC Radio3
Hey. I finally figured out how to add some songs to our profile on CBC Radio 3, New Music Canada!
Check it out HERE,
these are new songs that are not on our myspace page, so check them out if you get a chance.
tell your friends? i would
Check it out HERE,
these are new songs that are not on our myspace page, so check them out if you get a chance.
tell your friends? i would
28 January 2009
looking for a job
i confess, i dont know much about how to set up the ideal budget to run a country in the midst of this "economic downturn". or even in the midst of a positive economy for that matter. but here is an interesting quote from someone at the globe and mail
"In this budget, the government looks to have taken every demand placed on it and given almost everyone a partial loaf. Not enough to make a fundamental difference in economic terms, but a political difference that will buy them time in office."
you can read his whole article HERE if you want. he makes some interesting points. ill save my commentary. most of you can probably guess what i think. anyway
it is a strange time to be looking for employment/a means of income.
"In this budget, the government looks to have taken every demand placed on it and given almost everyone a partial loaf. Not enough to make a fundamental difference in economic terms, but a political difference that will buy them time in office."
you can read his whole article HERE if you want. he makes some interesting points. ill save my commentary. most of you can probably guess what i think. anyway
it is a strange time to be looking for employment/a means of income.
16 January 2009
Mike Milbury actually has rational thoughts
I admit Mr. Milbury is not my favorite guy around. But I would rather listen to him than 98% of the crew on TSN. Read THIS
short article about why Don Cherry should be in the Hall of Fame...the guy is a beauty.
short article about why Don Cherry should be in the Hall of Fame...the guy is a beauty.
23 December 2008
nickelback
if you love nickelback, or hate them. or even if youve only heard of them...go read
THIS article from calgarys "ffwd" newspaper.
its hilarious.
also...
go check out kris's blog. he wrote something for the first time in 2 years.
not bad. but its a decent read.
THIS article from calgarys "ffwd" newspaper.
its hilarious.
also...
go check out kris's blog. he wrote something for the first time in 2 years.
not bad. but its a decent read.
03 December 2008
actually?
did you see Stephen harpers speech today?
If you didn't google it or something. It must be on there somewhere.
I haven't seen anything so artificial in my life.
Seriously it was brutal.
If you didn't google it or something. It must be on there somewhere.
I haven't seen anything so artificial in my life.
Seriously it was brutal.
24 November 2008
Massey & The Fergusons
for any of you who are interested in some country tunes that ive been playing out here in saskatoon with some buddies... go check out THIS link for music and some pictures. and tell your friends.
12 November 2008
leave it to tsn to ruin a good thing...
so yeah. TSN ruined it. They ruined the hockey night theme song. They overplayed it. And it's not even 20 games into the season.
Once a week was perfect. Every commercial break is too much.
Way to go boys.
You are brutal
Once a week was perfect. Every commercial break is too much.
Way to go boys.
You are brutal
15 October 2008
the morning after
yep. the morning after the big election.
we ended up with exactly what we had before...so basically the last 6 weeks plus, have been nothing but a huge waste of money.
good call stephen.
and it appears 37% of the 50% of eligible voters that actually showed up
voted for the conservatives. lame, i know.
and due to a brutal electoral system, we end up with similar results
to our neighbours in the south.
less than 19% of canadians actually voted for your mr. harper.
how can you say that "they have done so with confidence" ?
if i scored 19% on an exam, i likely would not use confidence in the same sentence when discussing my results.
so now we wait and watch.
hopefully we dont follow a certain other country to the brink of a recession.
hopefully we dont send more soldiers to fight meaningless wars.
hopefully we dont scrap social programs so we can give tax breaks to big business.
deficit here we come?
we ended up with exactly what we had before...so basically the last 6 weeks plus, have been nothing but a huge waste of money.
good call stephen.
and it appears 37% of the 50% of eligible voters that actually showed up
voted for the conservatives. lame, i know.
and due to a brutal electoral system, we end up with similar results
to our neighbours in the south.
less than 19% of canadians actually voted for your mr. harper.
how can you say that "they have done so with confidence" ?
if i scored 19% on an exam, i likely would not use confidence in the same sentence when discussing my results.
so now we wait and watch.
hopefully we dont follow a certain other country to the brink of a recession.
hopefully we dont send more soldiers to fight meaningless wars.
hopefully we dont scrap social programs so we can give tax breaks to big business.
deficit here we come?
09 October 2008
update
yes. its been a while.
no i dont have a good excuse.
time is quickly running out on my attempt to put life on hold by being a grad student. its been a good 21 months. great even.
so why dont i stick around and make it a few more years of delaying real life?
now that is a good question.
one ive wrestled with, changed my mind on and second guessed an infinite amount of times.
especially with the task of writing a thesis approaching more rapidly by the minute, the easy thing to do would have been to transfer into the phd program and not have to worry about that for another 24 or 36 months. i think thats why im getting out now.
ive enjoyed the last few years, but im ready for a new challenge. something fresh and different. maybe a new city. and hopefully a job. something that will sort of change my views, give me a new perspective and open new doors.
no i dont have a good excuse.
time is quickly running out on my attempt to put life on hold by being a grad student. its been a good 21 months. great even.
so why dont i stick around and make it a few more years of delaying real life?
now that is a good question.
one ive wrestled with, changed my mind on and second guessed an infinite amount of times.
especially with the task of writing a thesis approaching more rapidly by the minute, the easy thing to do would have been to transfer into the phd program and not have to worry about that for another 24 or 36 months. i think thats why im getting out now.
ive enjoyed the last few years, but im ready for a new challenge. something fresh and different. maybe a new city. and hopefully a job. something that will sort of change my views, give me a new perspective and open new doors.
21 September 2008
final game. yankee stadium
Go HERE for a brief story on the final game at yankee stadium which used a few of my pictures...
05 September 2008
the end of the war for oil?
I saw this guy speak in philadelphia. very good speaker and pretty interesting stuff.
its short, so check it out.
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its short, so check it out.
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the champ
yeah, ive been back for over a week already. but its been a busy week. if you didnt know, i spent a week in philadelphia for the american chemical society national meeting and then spent a week in nyc hanging out with my parents and watching the first 3 days of the US Open.
heading into finals weekend at the open there is a good set of mens semifinals on the go. i got 30$ riding on the fact that nadal is not going to win this tournament...
heading into finals weekend at the open there is a good set of mens semifinals on the go. i got 30$ riding on the fact that nadal is not going to win this tournament...
12 August 2008
Aug 12, 1994
do you know what happened on this date? no, it wasnt anything earth shattering, and although it had implications, they were not felt worldwide such as a tsunami, or earthquake or some crazy disease.
but that doesnt make me feel any better.
14 years ago today, the montreal expos were leading all of major league baseball with the best record. they were clearly going to win the world series and then it all ended in a strike. the players wanted more money. that was it. the year that could have kept an historical team in an historical city saw it move to washington a few years later. if you even care, you can go HERE to see a CBC story about it.
but that doesnt make me feel any better.
14 years ago today, the montreal expos were leading all of major league baseball with the best record. they were clearly going to win the world series and then it all ended in a strike. the players wanted more money. that was it. the year that could have kept an historical team in an historical city saw it move to washington a few years later. if you even care, you can go HERE to see a CBC story about it.
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