29 October 2009

now watch, im gonna catch it...

i feel like im in a zombie movie lately. pretty soon Woody Harrelson will jump out from around a corner and start shooting everyone with swine flu. friends are gonna turn on each other soon and a complete irradication of the “infected” will begin à la 28 days later, or zombieland. someone has to be getting rich off this whole swine flu thing. if only i visited my fortune-teller earlier to learn this awful pandemic was coming. I could have developed an iPhone app or came up with a magic “cocktail” containing silver “nano”-particles that would guarantee immunity. i would be swimming in money along with purell and all the other hand sanitizer companies. maybe i should develop some fancy hand lotion that people are gonna need after washing their hands raw. or a sleeve cover, so when people sneeze into their elbows, they can tear the cover off and throw it into the incinerator along with everything else they touch. keep your eyes open for my new products that are gonna take advantage of the fear that has been ingrained in you...

05 October 2009

weekend

on friday tim brought a crew consisting of nic, jason and cody up to help him load his uhaul to take down to regina. the evening consisted of fuddruckers (which took a long time cause someone had to order chicken), hauling some boxes and watching the rider game.
it also included reminders of "dont forget the christmas lights". thanks tara.
had some good talks about life, football, books we've been reading, ways to make money, how awesome the Canadiens are and good acronyms for TSN signs to take to the rider game on oct 10th.
watch for us. our signs will get us on tv for sure. that and nic wearing his birthday suit. it will be his birthday after all.