29 October 2009
now watch, im gonna catch it...
i feel like im in a zombie movie lately. pretty soon Woody Harrelson will jump out from around a corner and start shooting everyone with swine flu. friends are gonna turn on each other soon and a complete irradication of the “infected” will begin à la 28 days later, or zombieland. someone has to be getting rich off this whole swine flu thing. if only i visited my fortune-teller earlier to learn this awful pandemic was coming. I could have developed an iPhone app or came up with a magic “cocktail” containing silver “nano”-particles that would guarantee immunity. i would be swimming in money along with purell and all the other hand sanitizer companies. maybe i should develop some fancy hand lotion that people are gonna need after washing their hands raw. or a sleeve cover, so when people sneeze into their elbows, they can tear the cover off and throw it into the incinerator along with everything else they touch. keep your eyes open for my new products that are gonna take advantage of the fear that has been ingrained in you...
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check this out. ha.
go to 4:51 in the clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ww0i44awXQ&NR=1
ps-that clip was pretty much exactly the same thing as your grad
pps-i think that kid behind us at the ceremony gave half the audience H1N1
You have to market your products in Korea. Everyone here is OBSESSED with swine flu. You see people walking around the city with surgical masks on and signs everywhere about preventing H1N1. You'd make a killing here for sure.
you sound like nic here.
are you sure he didn't write this?
even though i'm pretty sure i probably had the stupid thing, i'm sick of all the fear mongering myself. it's such a load of crap. we're all gonna die someday anyway...i was going through all of them in my head the other night: SARS, mad cow disease, bird flu...now swine flu...what's next?
i'm thinking something reptilian..
but i still want to by your sleeve cover.
get on that.
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